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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)