What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)