What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.