What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake