What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.