What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

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A milk shake!

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Sorry...that was my fault.

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Get off me, homes.

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!