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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do you call a trailer park in a tornado?

Wind chimes.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!