What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!