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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!