What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

South Jokes More South Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.