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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.