Trailer Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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They can both burn C.D's

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

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