Trailer Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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You will lose every hand.

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades