Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!