Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison