Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner