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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

High C Jokes More High C Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What is an alto's favorite drink?

High C!

Requirement Jokes More Requirement Jokes

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's