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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

High C Jokes More High C Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Requirement Jokes More Requirement Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.