Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

High C Jokes More High C Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Requirement Jokes More Requirement Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.