Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

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What is an alto's favorite drink?

High C!

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's