Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

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What is an alto's favorite drink?

High C!

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's