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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

High C Jokes More High C Jokes

What is an alto's favorite drink?

High C!

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Requirement Jokes More Requirement Jokes

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's