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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!