What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"