What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving.. **The cops**

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Pantaloon Jokes More Pantaloon Jokes

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon