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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...