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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!