How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!