How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars