How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!