How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.