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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt