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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.