Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

Ey, get off me homes!

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.