Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.