Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.