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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

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What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.