Walter White Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

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I can still turn your mom on.

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It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

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Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.