Walter White Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

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When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

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Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

Heinz Jokes More Heinz Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas