Walter White Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

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Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

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Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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Little seizures.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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Goddamn right.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach