Walter White Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Heinz Jokes More Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.