Heinz-enburg.
Goddamn right.
Shaking Bad.
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
Because it was on the house.
Because HE is the one who knocks.
I am the one who Knock-knocks.
Advanced methematics.
Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Cotton mouth
Little Caesars
Deep pan, crisp and even.
I can still turn your mom on.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
By their names.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
White privilege
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
I'll be Bach
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.