What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino