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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!