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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

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Because he was Baroque.

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I'll be Bach.

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I'll be Bach.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.