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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

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How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Who's there! Beethoven! Beethoven who?

Beethoven is too hot!

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Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach