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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.