What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

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I'll be Bach

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What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach