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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Because you can't drink and derive

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Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!