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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Meteorologist Jokes More Meteorologist Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.