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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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Because he had the right of way.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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A handshake!

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!