Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!