F5.
A handshake!
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
Because German soldiers like to march in the shade
The cold shoulder
He was caught poaching.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
I don't know, I left early.
Only one but it takes eight million years.
The brides are already dressed in white.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
Corduroy.
You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)