Long Day Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Hella Jokes More Hella Jokes

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.