Long Day Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

F5 Jokes More F5 Jokes

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Steven Hawking Jokes More Steven Hawking Jokes

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"