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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A handshake!
The nearest ISOBAR!!
They can't stop licking their paws.
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
A log n truck.
The parents would love to know.
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
Her operations were not unprecedented.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
You seamstressed
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
Because she never marries the best man.
Cannibals.
He ate himself.
Cause they would quack up.
Cause it's an all mail business.
