Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.