What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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Why did your sister jump out the window?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola