What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9?

Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......