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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.