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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.