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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.