What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

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Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.