What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.