How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

When does a dog go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

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What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

Ctrl + C

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters?

They are all "Not-C's"!