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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.