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Because they heard he's a web developer
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
By reading street signs.
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
Response: In programming course.
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."