How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.