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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".