How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C