Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.