Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Dr. Dre

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.