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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

What is Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's favorite facebook game?

Candy Kush.

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What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Farmer Market Jokes More Farmer Market Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.