Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Farmer Market Jokes More Farmer Market Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.