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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Just beet it

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She kept running from the ball.

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They kick a Can

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

Farmer Market Jokes More Farmer Market Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.