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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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They turnip the beets!

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They couldn't keep a beet.

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So he can kick out at 2.

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Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.