Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter