Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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His heart wasn't in it.

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Flatman and Ribbon.

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I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.