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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what