Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?