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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What do you call a migrant in space?

Illegal alien

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.