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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what