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How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

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Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

What is the longest rope in the world?

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me