Gb Jokes

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

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Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

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What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

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Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.