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Gb Jokes

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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120 Jokes More 120 Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!