Gb Jokes

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!