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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Rhetorical Question Jokes More Rhetorical Question Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer