When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

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How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*