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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.