When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.