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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

His biance

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

The psycho path.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)