When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)