When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!