When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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Let's grow MOLD together!

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A gummy bear!

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Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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John Treevaulter.

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I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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Holy Sheet!

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.