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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!