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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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By the ears.

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An asymp-tote*

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Bag-in

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!