How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.