How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read