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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!