How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*