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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises