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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste