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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay