What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste