What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

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What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay