Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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A Curtis-y flush

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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A bad Habit.

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire