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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.