Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire