Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire