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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

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