Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Shipped beef!

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He had no attachments.

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A vegetarian.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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A Brazilian

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