A S C E T I C
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
A friar? A chip monk?
Tibet.
Because old habits die hard.
Nun
Because the friar rises!
Namaste
A monk-ey
When there are no attachments
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
They both have ornamental balls
Make me one with everything.
It's a habit.
A monascary
Because he was on a higher plane.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
An idle worshiper.
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
Don't worry, they'll tell you
A felonious monk
Dory was played by Ellen DeGeneres.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)
Thought you said psychopath.
Because he had no attachments
Because they have no attachments.
