Monk Jokes

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Idaho

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