Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

Love Card

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

Friar Jokes More Friar Jokes

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers