What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?

They'll both make you one with everything.