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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.