What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Wet.

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

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Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna