What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna