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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna