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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.