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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.