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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.