What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog