What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.