What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.