What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything