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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin