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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.