Cough Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Sick Horse Jokes More Sick Horse Jokes

What do you give a sick horse?

Cough stirrup.

Where do you take a sick horse?

To the Horspital!

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Phlegm Jokes More Phlegm Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.