Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss