Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Fangtastic!
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
Get out of my son!
One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
A little hoarse!!!
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
The Auntie Christ.
