Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
He thought they were a delivery service
They both said they were just going to the store
From the looks of it, your dad won
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
The Auntie Christ.
