Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
He thought it was such Bolshevik.
The hip replacement guy. /dad
Dad.
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.
Because they drink to much coughee.
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
The Auntie Christ.
