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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism