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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism