Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu