Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa