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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism