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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism