Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

How to legalize animal poaching?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "