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What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.