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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone