Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Previous Random Joke Next

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

Homie Jokes More Homie Jokes

What do you call a black detective?

Sherlock Homie

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone