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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone