What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.