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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose