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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing