What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.