Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.