Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.