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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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Because he was Haydn

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

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He was Haydn.