Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.