Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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Where can you find baby dwarfs?

At a dwarfanage

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.