Because he found mercury in it.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
A pride flag found at Orlando.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Hg wells
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