Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What do you call the mercury mine?

Hg wells

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How does a solar system have a party?

They planet

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet