Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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What do you call the mercury mine?

Hg wells

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet