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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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What do you call the mercury mine?

Hg wells

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet