Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

What do you call the mercury mine?

Hg wells

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet