Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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What do you call the mercury mine?

Hg wells

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet