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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call the mercury mine?

Hg wells

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet