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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.