Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.