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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do