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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...