Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef