Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths