Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Limestone Jokes More Limestone Jokes

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.