Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Mini Soda
People keep ripping me off.
They get to meet their old flames!
Egypt
It was tired of being taken for granite.
Because he takes it for granite.
Don't take me for granite!
