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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Limestone Jokes More Limestone Jokes

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.