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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.