What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!