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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

College Jokes More College Jokes

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Where did the small road go to college?

Tulane University