Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

College Jokes More College Jokes

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.