Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid