Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.