Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.