Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.