Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

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What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.