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Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top